This week Trashmummy has heard a rumour that there was a tv programme doing the rounds that was gob smackingly shocking and at times hilarious called Toddlers & Tiaras about the weird and shocking world of the beauty pageants . ……..
This is just wrong !
We are speechless!
Now this is more like it ….. just how beauty pageants should be !
If this film has not made it in your dvd collection then download/buy/ check your tv film library and watch it soon . it’s a brilliantly funny endearing feel good film which will have you cringing , crying with laughter and make you feel all lovely and nice when the credits roll.
Trashmummy’s Trashdaddy of the week goes to Orlando Bloom pictured here with his gorgeous baby Flynn
Trashmummy cool things award goes to Royal Mail . You can now make your own personalised photo stamps at Royal Mail great for special occasions , christmas and birthdays.
1st Class photo-stamps are available to order in sheets of 10 or 20 stamps and prices start from only £8.30.
This weeks Trashmummy award goes to Sara Cox for her honesty in how she uses her celeb perks to her advantage when asked in an interview with I-village when she might use her celeb status ?
”I must admit I’ve schmoozed with Mr Tumble at Cbeebies Live because that was too good an opportunity to turn down. It was wicked – we were backstage with Andy from CBeebies, and I think maybe Bob the Builder too. It was just the next level, it was better than glasto backstage, I was so excited! We’re going to Night Garden Live as well… you’ve got to use the showbiz side of things for stuff like that!”
And we love her even more for admitting to having off days!
“ I still have my off-days – I gave them baked beans, sweetcorn and toast for dinner last week because I ran out of food. Every mum has days when you’re rubbish and you feel like a crap mum and every mum has days where you high-five yourself and you’re like ‘yeah, wicked, I completely was a brilliant mum!’
Read more: ‘I’ve schmoozed with Mr Tumble…’ Sara Cox on motherhood | iVillage UK http://www.ivillage.co.uk/ive-schmoozed-mr-tumble-sara-cox-motherhood/131337?field_pages=0#ixzz1Vbz0M4Pq
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Talking of Mr Tumbles Trashmummy was excited to hear that Mr Tumbles (well ok it was Justin) was spotted in a barbers in Dorking! Whoo Hoo!!
Whilst Trashmummy is just happy to have had 4 hours uninterrupted sleep & maybe a night way from the tot. Coleen Rooney is flitting off on her TENTH holiday of 2011!
This time it’s the sunny white isle of Ibiza where she will be on a seven-day cruise. Coleen made sure she snapped up a last-minute bargain, bagging a £50,000 yacht for her and her mates. That’s right – £50,000 just for the boat, for seven measly days. Most definitely NOT in out top Trashmummy’s . I’m sure this wont upset Coleen ’10 holidays’ Rooney as since taken to twitter the scouse lass certainly doesn’t mince her words! The Daily Mail worked out she has forked out about £216,000 on holidays this year, she tweeted: “I love a holiday and whats your point?????” 
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The point is Mrs Coleen ‘im down with the real people we are in a recession . You are loosing face fast ! Give it up !
Although keep going with the twitter as we are quite liking how you humiliate yourself with your rants .
Big brother X-factor Towie … yayyyy superficial TV that Trashmummy loves coming back on our screen.
For those of you who are refusing to get sucked into the world that is Big Brother then let us give you a quick guide of which celebs have entered into the house and what the frigging hell they do ! I must say that there should be another letter in the alphabet because Z list celebs doesn’t even cover these lot!
so who is in the house … have you heard of any of them ???
Jedward
The highly annoying twins from X factor.
WHO ? oh yes hes that REALLY famous model that everyone knows of … Silly us!!
Is he from a boyband!? .. NO ! Is he a Hollyoaks actor!? NO ! Who is he ?
Oh dont you know he is the actor that played Sophie Websters Boyfreind in Corrie before she became a lesbian for all of 2 episodes!
Sally is best known as the outspoken wife of John Bercow, Speaker of the House of Commons. Its ok we didnt have any idea who she was either!
Argh its Toady from neighbours ! oh oops no its not its the man that gives us all the gossip . ( Actually quite like this guy)
Glamour girl Amy Childs rose to fame as the breakout star of reality show The Only Way is Essex.
You might remember her from the American Pie films from about 10 years ago ! Oh and for being a highly annoying LA socialite!
Twenty Twelve -Trashmummy have been going on about this TV programme now for weeks and nobody seems to be watching it … it is the funniest thing on tv at the moment…. FACT!
It’s on BBC 2 Tuesday 10pm or catch it on BBC iplayer.
And finally…..
As Trashmummy writes this weekly trash watching the Sex and the City Film on channel 4 ,TM has concluded that we will NEVER tire of SATC
Trashmummy just couldnt resist…..
Tags: celebrity big brother, Mr Tumbles, Royal Mail, Sara Cox, Sex and the CIty
Hi there Trashy Mummy,
Just to let you know that your recommendation of the Benefit Posy Tint was great! I’ve used it twice today and look as fresh as a daisy! Love the blog! Really nice design and great sense of humour. Jill (fellow Benefit customer in Selbys!!). x
Hey there
Im off to go buy myself some pose tint right now as ran out this morning … Selby’s here I come . Glad you like the blog . Spread the trashmummy word.